Happy Places by Coca-Cola is that place where you can upload photos of your happy moments, share them, and remember them any time you want
My Happy place would be watching a group of angry carnivorous beavers chewing at the crotch of whoever said this would be a smart idea.
Flush&Go is the only tube you can flush down the toilet which immediately breaks down as soon as it comes into contact with water. Ready for a “roll” playing game? Throw the toilet rolls in the right place as quickly as you can. Ordinary rolls in the rubbish bin. Flush&Go in the toilet.
A GAME ABOUT SH*T ROLL TUBES?! F*CK OFF. I MEAN…SERIOUSLY…F*CK!
Welcome to the Domestos Germ buster app. Play the germ buster game to destroy those ‘menacing nasties’ that lurk in your home and learn about the benefits of Domestos over thin bleach.
Play our game and learn about bleach? You are having a f*cking laugh aren’t you?! To whoever approved this, you should seriously consider your place in society. Moron.
Be amazed by Jack Nano and Daisy dancing on the palm of your hand or stay entertained by playing their “matching shoes” memory game
I will bet my annual salary, and my testicles, that no poor kid is gonna give a f*ck about playing this piece of sh*t matching game. Seriously Clarks, what do you think the youth of today is really like?!?!
Join Cadbury and Hapeebury on a Happy Mission around the nation (and galaxy) in sharing more happiness!
What the f*ck is this? Seriously, I don’t have a clue…
Put your golf skills to the test with City Golf by Mercedes-Benz, Official Patron of The Open Championship. Swing your device like an actual golf club to play through 27 par-3-style holes with our innovative swing tracking technology.
I swear to f*cking god, if I ever see anyone playing invisible augmented reality golf in the street, I will take an actual golf club to their f*cking kneecaps. Oh, hang on…that scenario will never happen, because NO-ONE WILL EVER F*CKING PLAY THIS GAME.
This little bit of magic will change the way you see things! Butlins Augmented Reality app brings the static to life! Simply scan your phone over the beautiful seahorse and see who pops up to say hello!
Will fascinate both parents and children alike, the only question is who will spot the mystery creature hiding in the porthole first?
Magic? Beautiful? Fascinate?
More like ARSE, SH*T and W*NKTURNIP.
Add a little happy to your photos. The Be Happy app lets you add quirky cat and dog graphics from Purina’s Be Happy brand to all your photos. After all, haven’t you always wanted whiskers and a tail? Share your creations with your friends through Twitter, Facebook, or email.
IS THIS A F*CKING JOKE?! SERIOUSLY, SHOW YOUR HAND IF YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! IF YOU PASS 100 DOWNLOADS I WILL DROWN MYSELF IN HALF DIGESTED PURINA PET FOOD.
P&G, Proud Sponsor of Moms, gives you the opportunity to thank your Mom in a big way through the Thank You, Mom. Just scan the P&G-IOC worldwide partner logo using the augmented reality application, write a message for your mom and see your message flashed in an electronic billboard along EDSA!
Your mum will thank you more if you just don’t use this waste of f*cking space, unnecessary application of technology, pile of arse.
Save your photo memories and share your moments of happiness with the My Celebrations Photo Book by Coca-Cola, a fun and simple way to tell your story with Coca-Cola.
Combine your own pictures and comments with cool themes to make fantastic scrapbooks and share them on Facebook or Twitter.
Hey Coca-Cola, not a f*cking chance. Regards, Mr C.Brapps.
