Don’t sit and let the world pass you by. Get out and do something creative, challenging and adventurous with Red Bull Mission Control. Using your camera, your compass, your playlist and check-ins, compete with other agents across the globe to to complete 10 levels of individual and team missions.
Red Bull gives you wings…and sh*t applications that no-one will f*cking use.
Oh…and crabs. Red Bull gives you crabs.
Enjoy Euro 2012 with Hyundai at London’s Piccadilly Circus. Use our app to turn you and your friends into colourful football-crazy characters that come to life when you scan the Hyundai screen at Piccadilly Circus in London.
“Right, we’ve booked one of the most famous and prime pieces of advertising real estate in the world. Let’s f*cking RUIN IT with some bullsh*t mobile app idea. OOOHH and let’s use QR codes too!”
W*NKERS.
The new augmented reality gaming experience from Hotmail. Virtual emails are falling from the sky in the physical space all around you. Catch and sort as many emails as you can to play this unique and immersive game.
IN WHAT F*CKING WORLD DID HOTMAIL THINK THAT USING AN AUGMENTED REALITY GAME TO COMMUNICATE SH*T ABOUT EMAIL WAS A SMART IDEA?!
In support of the Euro 2012 UEFA competition, McDonald’s brings you the Passion Meter. Football fans accross Europe, show your dedication to your team by cheering as loud as you can! Your passion will be mesured and your score added to your country’s total. Challenge your friends to find out who is the most dedicated fan, and collect all the achievement badges to prove your passion.
Hey McDonalds, I’d rather stick my dick in one of your ‘lava hot’ Apple pies than use this app. Just face it, no-one gives a f*ck.
The Dolce & Gabbana Android app represents a direct communication channel between the company and its customers: its concept is to realize a new way of interaction and contact with the Dolce & Gabbana audience, using mobile devices in order to follow the users in their real life. Dolce & Gabbana Android app provides a new mobile experience that combines a fashion-oriented interface with a unique selection of Dolce & Gabbana branded content.
Not only is the app basically a sh*t microsite, the app blurb is the biggest pile of marketing crap I have ever laid my eyes on. IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU SOUND SMART ARSEHOLE.
Try to find out you’re ‘identity’ as fast as possible by asking clever questions. Your opponent can only answer yes or no. Think you’ve guessed your identity? Then press “Guess now!”.
CONGRATU-F*CKING-LATIONS KIT KAT, YOU REPURPOSED THE GAME GUESS WHO. Clever dicks.
The evil Queen Ravenna (Charlize Theron) requires users to forfeit their lives so that she may retain her beauty in this fun application for Snow White and the Huntsman. Take a photo of yourself or a friend, and view the effects of her dark magic as she drains you of your soul.
“Oh look mummy, my face is all wrinkly and stuff….hahaha. NOW LISTEN BITCH, TAKE ME TO WATCH THIS F*CKING FILM OR I I WILL SH*T THE BED EVERY NIGHT FOR A MONTH”
You’ll never know when you’ll have an urgent need to go to the toilet! That’s why IMODIUM, the Diarrhea Expert, is excited to bring you the 1st ever Toilet Tracker app in the Philippines! The IMODIUM toilet tracker app easily provides you a complete listing of bathrooms nearest your location and helps you find the nearest and cleanest public bathrooms wherever you are in the Metro!
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Either way, I will be doing it so hard that I sh*t myself. The absolute epitome, and quite literally, a crap brapp.
The WKD Cocktail Pitchers App is a great way to impress your mates. Pick your favourite WKD plus a couple more ingredients from our recipe reels and shake it to make it.
And, you can share your own concoctions too, it’s app-solutely ingenious!
App-solutley ingenious? This line alone guarantees anyone involved with this app a long and painful stint in hell for crimes against mobile. PLUS IT’S THEIR SECOND PILE OF CRAP F*CKIN APP TO FEATURE ON CRAP BRAPPS. TAKE THE F*CKING HINT MORONS.
Upload or take a photo with you, your friends and your favorite Zoosters, then customize the wig to match the size of each head perfectly. Share your #MADWigOut photo on Facebook/Twitter and post your afro circus photo on Instagram for the most colorful look in your social network!
“HAHAHHAHAHAHA LOOK….I AM WEARING A RAINBOW WIG…HAHAHAHAHAHA”
In the mind of the creator of this app…this is how everyone will react.
