Using this app, see for yourself how to pour the perfect pint of Bulmers through the magic of augmented reality. You can also search for your nearest pub using the Pub Finder.
I see that some tw*t as taken it upon themselves to bring the Carling iPint app into the 21st Century using AR. Whoever you are…go stand in traffic.
With The Crystal Cruises Storyteller app you can customize your photographs with captions, color tones, frames and typefaces, so that each photo has a memorable fingerprint. And no matter where you are in the world, you can share them with friends and family through Facebook, email or postcard.
I swear to f*cking god, if one more brand creates an Instagram-imitating-piece-o-f*cktruck like this, I am going to start punting kittens into traffic.
Download the free DARK SHADOWS PHOTO APP and transform your photos into the style of the new Tim Burton film, DARK SHADOWS. Apply filters, overlays, frames and colors from the film to create a masterpiece worthy of Collinwood Manor that can be saved and instantly shared to Facebook and Twitter.
Whoever the mobile agency is for this film, you should know that producing one dire app is embarrassing, but TWO BULLSH*T apps?! Are you f*cking with me now?! I hope Kevin Systrom cuts your balls off with a rusty belt sander.
Send friends a one-of-a-kind message with Mobile Scroll! Compose your message on one of 4 Dark Shadows backgrounds and insert emojicons to customize your scroll. Share to Facebook, Twitter and via MMS.
4 backgrounds?! Emojicons?! Sharing to social networks?! F*CK this is REVOLUTIONARY MARKETING. Whatsapp must be CACKING THEIR PANTS at the thought of all the users this app might drag away…
Our Head of Weekends is touring the country with his unmissable head, massive moves and other weekend-championing shenanigans. So why not join the fun and give yourself or your mates a bigger bonce. You’re guaranteed at least a couple of laugh-out-loud minutes.
Hey WKD, your acceptance that this app has a shelf life of minutes does NOT save you from the fact it is a dreadful idea, that has just as much chance of making some PHYSICALLY ILL as your rancid excuse for an alcoholic drink.
Show us your skin to join other real women in our first living ad campaign celebrating the soft, smooth results of Dove®. See yourself and your friends in the iconic Dove bird logo INSTANTLY! Create a custom mosaic by pulling in your friends’ Facebook photos.
Ok Dove, we’ll show you our skin if you show us something ACTUALLY F*CKING WORTHWHILE USING.
Bring a touch of sun and style to your summer escape shots using the Moët Ice Impérial iPhone App.
Glamorize your photos with exclusive sunny filters, or create your summertime film of your holiday best moments and share it with your friends!
“You know what, I would much rather use something created by a brand to take my photos, than Instagram.”
Quote - NO-ONE, 2012
1. INSPIRED COCKTAILS
Use the app to view the recipes, add it to your shopping list or even email it to your friends.
2. IMAGINATION
Where better to let you imagination run free than in our Imagination room. Create your own ‘Infused with Imagination’ artwork or draw a Bombay Sapphire inspired work-of-art. Download your masterpiece or share it with your friends via email.
3. MUSIC INFUSION
The intuitive sampling sequencer allows you to mix and layer up your sounds into a personal composition, that you can then download to your device.
4. GO F*CK YOURSELF, AND TAKE THIS PILE OF MARKETING W*NK WITH YOU
Would you like to bring more excitement to your house party? Then this app is the perfect game for you. This app helps you master the technique of turning your Corona Upside Down to make the PERFECT beer.
Of course! Why on earth would I spend thousands of dollars on a kilo of columbian finest and 30 hookers, when I can get this app to provide all the excitement for me!! Corona you geniuses.
The PUMA Social app allows you to view pictures of After Hours Athletes around the world and to capture your own team in action. Use the app’s camera to take a photo of yourself or mate, scroll through the card frames and taglines, and select the most appropriate.
Puma client to agency “Instagram sold for $1billion you say? Well give me a motherf*cking photo sharing app bitches!”
