Crap Brapps

"We need an app"

"No, you need a punch in the face..."

Welcome to the world of crap branded apps.
Be ready to do a proper job.
Get the app and you can quickly find and watch the relevant How To videos on your Smartphone. Launch the app, then simply point your device at Polycell products in-store or images in our catalogue to get the video you need.
Hey Polycell, do you have any products that will burn out the eyes of the moron who conceived and approved this pile of bollocks?

Be ready to do a proper job.

Get the app and you can quickly find and watch the relevant How To videos on your Smartphone. Launch the app, then simply point your device at Polycell products in-store or images in our catalogue to get the video you need.

Hey Polycell, do you have any products that will burn out the eyes of the moron who conceived and approved this pile of bollocks?

Is your taste broken? Test it today with our Taste Rescue app.Scan your tongue to let Professor Gregg T Bud test your taste level. If your taste is broken, he’ll recommend the perfect cure.
The second time the British bakery brand has featured on Crap Brapps, and this time, IT’S EVEN F*CKING WORSE?! WHY?! SERIOUSLY. WHY?!

Is your taste broken? Test it today with our Taste Rescue app.
Scan your tongue to let Professor Gregg T Bud test your taste level. If your taste is broken, he’ll recommend the perfect cure.

The second time the British bakery brand has featured on Crap Brapps, and this time, IT’S EVEN F*CKING WORSE?! WHY?! SERIOUSLY. WHY?!

The official FA Cup with Budweiser Man of the Match application with Budweiser Interactive!
Download the application and your vote can help decide which player receives the official Man of the Match award in each of The FA Cup with Budweiser games, right up to the Wembley Final. 

“Hey guys, look at this, it looks like I am ACTUALLY HOLDING THE FA CUP”

“Go f*ck yourself you weasley little pr*ck, we’re off to fight the West Ham lot round the corner…”

It’s excitement.It’s endless possibilities.It’s beer that almost seems lit from within, like the brilliant glow of the city at night.It’s time you experienced refreshment as cool as the night itself downloading the Miller Genuine Draft Honduras app.
It’s pointless.
It’s a picture gallery in a f*cking app.

It’s excitement.
It’s endless possibilities.
It’s beer that almost seems lit from within, like the brilliant glow of the city at night.
It’s time you experienced refreshment as cool as the night itself downloading the Miller Genuine Draft Honduras app.

It’s pointless.

It’s a picture gallery in a f*cking app.

Stop everything and find some chicken y’all. The Official KFC Finder lets you find your nearest KFC store in the United Kingdom and Ireland as well as other paraphernalia for all you chicken lovers out there.
KFC cracks under the pressure of the Facebook petition for ‘Give us an iPhone app that does nothing but tell us where our nearest KFC is’. What do you mean that petition doesn’t exist?!

Stop everything and find some chicken y’all. The Official KFC Finder lets you find your nearest KFC store in the United Kingdom and Ireland as well as other paraphernalia for all you chicken lovers out there.

KFC cracks under the pressure of the Facebook petition for ‘Give us an iPhone app that does nothing but tell us where our nearest KFC is’. What do you mean that petition doesn’t exist?!

Access our latest deals, menu, shop locations and lots more tasty stuff.
I’d rather eat one of your pasties, off the shit covered floor of one of your establishments, than even think about downloading this USELESS application. 

Access our latest deals, menu, shop locations and lots more tasty stuff.

I’d rather eat one of your pasties, off the shit covered floor of one of your establishments, than even think about downloading this USELESS application. 

Make this year’s Mardi Gras more fun than ever before with the Bacardi Gras “Find The Jesters Game.” While you’re out on the town, see if you can find The Jesters cleverly hidden in different locations.
Let’s make drunk people run around the city looking at their phones to find invisible jesters. Good one. SLAM. That’s the sound of a drunk person being hit by a lorry. KABLAM. That’s the sound of me round housing the creator of this app in the heart.

Make this year’s Mardi Gras more fun than ever before with the Bacardi Gras “Find The Jesters Game.” While you’re out on the town, see if you can find The Jesters cleverly hidden in different locations.

Let’s make drunk people run around the city looking at their phones to find invisible jesters. Good one. SLAM. That’s the sound of a drunk person being hit by a lorry. KABLAM. That’s the sound of me round housing the creator of this app in the heart.


Prepare for the ultimate Taco Bell® mobile app! Locate the nearest Taco Bell® location in seconds! Feed your hunger and explore our menu with the Cravinator! And check out Taco Bell’s® augmented reality hub, home of Reality Fighters(TM) Dojo!
Sorry, but I am too hungry to play with your sh*t AR game while I eat.

Prepare for the ultimate Taco Bell® mobile app! Locate the nearest Taco Bell® location in seconds! Feed your hunger and explore our menu with the Cravinator! And check out Taco Bell’s® augmented reality hub, home of Reality Fighters(TM) Dojo!

Sorry, but I am too hungry to play with your sh*t AR game while I eat.

Now you can be a part of the captivating world of A|X. Create your own Armani Exchange Style Board by selecting a background, adding A|X models, writing your own message, and even adding your own photo!
If I gave a sh*t about doing this, I’d hack at your photos with Microsoft Paint, and draw giant cocks on everything.

Now you can be a part of the captivating world of A|X. Create your own Armani Exchange Style Board by selecting a background, adding A|X models, writing your own message, and even adding your own photo!

If I gave a sh*t about doing this, I’d hack at your photos with Microsoft Paint, and draw giant cocks on everything.

Explore the unnecessary lengths we go to, to make our vodka good, through this spectacular Augmented Reality app. Browse through the wheat fields of Southern Sweden and the One Source where every drop of ABSOLUT comes from. You will also get a drink recipe to taste the quality.
Or, explore the unnecessary lengths we go to use technology to deliver content that could have been done via a mobile site. KILL ME.

Explore the unnecessary lengths we go to, to make our vodka good, through this spectacular Augmented Reality app. Browse through the wheat fields of Southern Sweden and the One Source where every drop of ABSOLUT comes from. You will also get a drink recipe to taste the quality.

Or, explore the unnecessary lengths we go to use technology to deliver content that could have been done via a mobile site. KILL ME.