Crap Brapps

"We need an app"

"No, you need a punch in the face..."

Welcome to the world of crap branded apps.
You’ll never know when you’ll have an urgent need to go to the toilet! That’s why IMODIUM, the Diarrhea Expert, is excited to bring you the 1st ever Toilet Tracker app in the Philippines! The IMODIUM toilet tracker app easily provides you a complete listing of bathrooms nearest your location and helps you find the nearest and cleanest public bathrooms wherever you are in the Metro! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Either way, I will be doing it so hard that I sh*t myself. The absolute epitome, and quite literally, a crap brapp.

You’ll never know when you’ll have an urgent need to go to the toilet! That’s why IMODIUM, the Diarrhea Expert, is excited to bring you the 1st ever Toilet Tracker app in the Philippines! The IMODIUM toilet tracker app easily provides you a complete listing of bathrooms nearest your location and helps you find the nearest and cleanest public bathrooms wherever you are in the Metro!

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Either way, I will be doing it so hard that I sh*t myself. The absolute epitome, and quite literally, a crap brapp.

  1. karanarasauce reblogged this from drewharkins
  2. drewharkins reblogged this from crapbrapps and added:
    awesome. “IMODIUM, the Diarrhea Expert”? I’m shitting
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